aries: fearless as hell
taurus: reliable as hell
gemini: talkative as hell
cancer: dependable as hell
leo: powerful as hell
virgo: smart as hell
libra: friendly as hell
scorpio: strong as hell
sagittarius: real as hell
capricorn: loyal as hell
aquarius: weird as hell
pisces: nice as hell

i was considering moving all my text posts to my more personal blog but then i was like nah if anyone didn’t want to see my posts they could easily unfollow


*sees a dog*

me: holy shit


i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel powerful



My friend sent me this amazing corgi comic! (originals found here)



just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

zodiacs w/ sex


aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

every relationship i have turns to shit and im sick of it

my manager pissed me the fuck off today cause he came down to the store and looked me in the eye and was like “kirthi entertain me! but no logic puzzles!” id written a logic puzzle for my coworker and he solved it then told me to make one for him so i spent time and effort doing it but he couldnt solve it so he crumpled it up and threw it away which was fucking rude and then comes down and fucking tells me to entertain him. seriously fuck off im not here to entertain you, you rude piece of shit. 



one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement